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halema

Halema is the most kindest, generous and smartest girl in the world. She’s probably from South Asia, for example Pakistan or Arabia. But she is the one friend that calms you down, she’s a chill girl and you just love her ! Halema is also cool in her own way, she doesn’t care of what other people says or anything! She’s a strong woman and might seem boring, but when you really get to meet her, she’s funny, awesome and creative! You really wish you had this friend, and don’t forget... she will always be their for you when you need her! She also might seem innocent but wait until you see how freaky she is in bed
Halema is just lovely!
by Hhhhghghhgh October 31, 2020
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haleah

A very cute girl, she is nice and she is into the athletic. She hates the quiet and is very social. She loves talking and meeting new people. Especially if they are tall and name is Vicente.
Who's that cute girl...dude it's haleah
by Footballbeast57 September 28, 2017
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Haley

A strange child usually mid height. Haley’s tends to have brownish blond hair. They are known for laughing and goofing around, a big time lover that likes someone too fast. They also are very emotional. Haley’s love to cuddle. Great at sports, they usually suck at paying attention to one thing at a time.
Haley is a loving and emotional girl.
by Julia000 June 10, 2018
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Antonio Hale

Former BD now a BDK Antonio Hale is also a co-founder of LDG but Just wants to be inna mafia sucking dick
by Jalen Jamison October 18, 2016
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Haley

She is the most amazing girl you ever met. She is athletic, smart, and hot. Her smile will make you smile. She is very funny but classy. She gets really good grades and is in most advanced classes. She has me hypnotized by her sheer awesomeness.
Guy 1: Hey look at you, going out with Haley!
Me: Yeah she's the best thing in my life right now.
by Marco717 February 24, 2013
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haley rose

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! Amazing personality, super funny, and absolutely gorgeous! Her best feature is definitely her eyes. She's amazingly intelligent, to the point where it's sexy. She likes sports. If you land a Haley Rose don't ever let her go. The best way to get her is to make her laugh. If she falls for you she falls hard, and she'll always love you forever. Haley Roses are amazing!
Dude: did u see that gorgeous girl?

Dude 2: yeah, she's the sexiest girl I ever saw!

Dude: her name has GOT to be Haley Rose.
by Sofie Dawson November 17, 2013
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haemorRoid

haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter.

Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.

Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").

They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.

They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'

They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.

They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.

Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.

They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.

See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"

Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."

Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.

Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered in pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" (Sniggers under breath "chav").

Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
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