When you put on a hat for a long period of time, and after taking it off, your hair takes the shape of the hat. Usually occurs when your hair is particularly greasy.
-After a game of golf, Malvin takes his cap off-
Oliver: Dude, you've got hat head, when was the last time you showered?
Oliver: Dude, you've got hat head, when was the last time you showered?
by jun0! April 4, 2009
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Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'
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A more polite gesture, the flipping somone off and saying fuck you bud
You simply place you index finger on top of the brim of your hat and thumb underneath the brim of your hat with a gentle pinch
Then gently very gently but with some speed slid your finger and thumb across the brim like a fucking hick, then after the slide immediately proceed to flick the middle bottom part of the brim then turn around let the mullet fly in the wind and be the badass hillbilly you are.
You simply place you index finger on top of the brim of your hat and thumb underneath the brim of your hat with a gentle pinch
Then gently very gently but with some speed slid your finger and thumb across the brim like a fucking hick, then after the slide immediately proceed to flick the middle bottom part of the brim then turn around let the mullet fly in the wind and be the badass hillbilly you are.
Snowflake 1: James sweetie what happend
Snowflake 2: "Crying" That man offended me and then did a Hat Flick on the way out
Snowflake 1: "Offended by literally nothing" " Crying"
Snowflake 2: "Crying" That man offended me and then did a Hat Flick on the way out
Snowflake 1: "Offended by literally nothing" " Crying"
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Get the hat-headed mug.This morning at the convenience store, I watched twenty-eight hat dancers pile out of one van, and buy the entire stock of microwave burritos and chimichangas.
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noun
1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
noun
1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.
2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids
3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.
1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.
3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."
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Get the Hat Shop mug.when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.
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