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BUBBA: I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW GYM SHOES AND THEY ARE THE BEST.
JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.
TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.
TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
by NANDO2724 November 21, 2009
Girl: Your Hair Looks Like It Was Caught In A Airplane Vent Lol
Boy: Shut The Fuck Up You Stupid Bitch!! Thats Why You're A Cum Guzzler -_- *Walks Away*
Boy: Shut The Fuck Up You Stupid Bitch!! Thats Why You're A Cum Guzzler -_- *Walks Away*
by One Of The Editors ;] December 10, 2011
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by quesondriac November 11, 2013
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by KJ1984 September 12, 2008
A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
by Mike Panama July 23, 2021