gimmick band

You all are in denial. Everyone knows who these bands are.

Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:

Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...

by Lament For The Last Days April 24, 2006

Yummy Gummy

Forcefully yet discretely insert a medium sized gummy coated bear into the opening of a womans vagina. Using your imagination increases the chance of success.

During the act of Yummy Gummy lube is not necessary.

While trying to enhance their love life, Svetlana and Oswald incorporated the Yummy Gummy. JACKPOT!

by Zack Yummy April 21, 2008

gumming

the act of a toothless person, such as an old lady or a carni, giving head, and all you get is gums

That carni just gave me the best gum job!

by Dooe April 4, 2003

Dirty Gummer

To take a gummer of blow with cooking grease on it.

The only surface available for us was a cooking sheet, which happened to be used, so I had to take a dirty gummer.

by Tom ***** March 22, 2008

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007

gimmickry

A pattern of tricks designed to confuse.

"I'm not going to take part in your gimmickry!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2001

Gummy Cracker

When a person/friend has a very small penis and likes to flaunt it.

Did you see how Dave was being a total Gummy Cracker the other day?

by Mr.Nigo December 10, 2017