Guild Master Syndrome

An affliction of the MMO player. Symptoms of Guild Master Syndrome (Hereafter referred to as GMS) includes a false sense of superiority derived from their status in an Massive Multiplayer Online Game, such as having a high level and advanced equipment and being the leader of his or her guild. Sufferers of GMS typically have a group of "hanger ons" conisisting of individuals much younger than themselves. Said individuals are very impressed with third tier loot. Most sufferers of GMS are often considered douchebgs and should be avoided at all cost.

Note:There is no known cure for GMS

Ex 1 :
Person 1: "Do you know how popular I am on the internet? I'm a fucking guild master."

Person 2: *Face palm*

Ex 2 :

EB employee: "Heres your wow card and your copy of pirates of th carribean 3. Would you like to purchase insurance for your game for an extra $3?"

GMS sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure. Like when I'm with my guild, I always back my shit up."

EB Employee: "Oh yes, that's facinating."

GMS Sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure it is, like last night me and my guild were on this raid and all the fuckers got wiped out except me and I was left alone and single handedly took out every one of those hoard moher fuckers myself. It was the shit, I was the shit, I'm awesome at WoW, we should chill sometime."

EB emplyee: "Ummmmmm... Okay, yeah... Maybe sometime... talk to me later..."

GMS sufferer leaves.

EB Employee 2: "Guild master syndrome?"

EB Employee 1: "Yep."

by _spin_ August 23, 2009

guild

1.
a. An association of persons of the same trade or pursuits, formed to protect mutual interests and maintain standards.

b. A similar association, as of merchants or artisans, in medieval times.

2. Ecology One of four groups of plants, the lianas, epiphytes, saprophytes, and parasites, having a characteristic mode of existence that involves some dependence on other plant life

we have a guild friendship.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 17, 2008

Recovering Guido

After many long, hard years of perfecting the legendary hairstyle with gallons of gel, consecutively tanning to reach expected standards, pumping iron until each chisel of every muscle visibly shows through your one-size-too-small-for-your-now-jacked-body ghinny tee, and, obviously, mastering the infamous fist pump so that each pump is in sync with the rhythm of the beats blasting through the walls of Sound Factory, you start to realize that you’re 28 years old and you’ve reached, exceeded and then over-exceeded any expectations that were put in front of you that day in high school when you decided to take on such an exuberating challenge and now you have nothing more to live for since you’ve devoted so much blood, sweat and tears into perfecting your distinguished way of life, so you opt for that other way of life that everyone else in the world has decided to choose.

Guido: Yo bro, im feelin good tonite bro. We gota juice up nice n get ta da club. Me n you, bro, wea gona bang mad bitches at the club, u kno wa im sayin?

Recovering Guido: I’m sorry, Tony. I can’t. I’ve been guido-free for 10 months now and my guidos anonymous leader says I’m doing real good. Sometimes I get the urge to buy more hair gel, but that’s not what’s affecting me the most. It’s when the beats start playing in my head over and over and all I want to do is pump my fucking fist so hard in the air. It’s so hard Tony. I’m learning to take deep breaths and breathe though, this normal way of life isn’t that bad after all. You should try it too.

Guido: Wack, bro.

by a lion. December 4, 2009

Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

Guilo

A slang term for a white guy

Hey guilo, maybe, we take a break.

by Bellensburg June 8, 2008

Guilderland

a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.

Josh: dude, at this party last night, some pussy from guilderland couldn't even stand up after drinking one beer
Tom: what a pussy! i hate gland fags

by anonimiousoranlso June 28, 2011

guido

The biggest embarrassment to all of New Jersey. Nobody likes them in the state, and wishes they would leave. Thinks they are the coolest, but really everyone just laughs at them.

Did you see those guidos on Jersey Shore? Why can't they just cease to exist?

by bbombers2 December 4, 2009