granny's oysters

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

Granny

Granny is a relation. She is either your Mummy's Mummy or your Daddy's Mummy. She may sometimes be known as Gramma or Granma.

A child was sitting with her mummy in front of me on the bus.She turned round to look at me and told me she and her mummy were going to visit her mummy's mummy. She then whispered softly, in the way little girls do when they want to tell you something really important "Mummy's Mummy is my Granny."

by I.A.M. Stias April 14, 2006

Granny

A horror game made by Dennis Vukanovic. In this game you are trapped in a women's house and you need to escape. Everything you need is in the house. Granny hears everything but is blind. Try to avoid her so you don't get hit by Granny. This will bring you to the next day. You have five days to get out of Grannys. If you do not escape you will be eaten in her basement or get your head chopped off in her back yard. This game has 4 difficulties. Easy, Normal, Hard, and Extreme. You have 3 other options you can play with which are Extra Locks, Darker, and Music. This game is very difficult and scary.

Have you ever played Granny before? Yes it was so scary.

by Person):$3643)36:73? August 14, 2018

Grancougar

A single, divorced or widowed woman, with grandchildren, that is 50 years of age or older that has an eye for much younger men.

Those grancougars that Matt is supervisor for will really miss him if he changes jobs.

by Sir Toppem Hat April 8, 2009

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010

Granny Lockjaw

When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.

Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...

by Eric Big Cock Graack July 3, 2011

Granny Gaper

An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.

From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.

I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017