Verb.
Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"
To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.
Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"
To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.
by Koolguy_GT500 March 17, 2010
my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)
by queen of mexico April 08, 2003
A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos
Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?
Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.
Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.
by BALLIN'!!!!! April 28, 2008
the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.
by Bigfut February 27, 2007
While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
by Savory Johnson September 07, 2007
A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.
Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!
by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009
“Be sure to get the bathroom code from the cashier, because we all know you’re not getting out of Panda Express without smoking out the gopher.”
by jd82 February 01, 2021