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ok people..how could god be real? if hes soo real and created man and animal in the same day, how come dinosaurs exsisted and there are no recordings of it..and the bible made adam and eve seem INTELLIGENT!! how the hell could he exsist? think about it..if theres "God" shouldnt there be other gods? its possible there r others b/c GOD is here supposedly...its just some figure made to give people hope...the bible was written by some hallosenating iranian...people who worship any god are weak...u should believe in ur own self..face it..we evolved...theres logical proof..god is not logical proof...
gods are a figment of your imagination that give u hope and do not exsist
by ANTI-CHRIST! August 8, 2003
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god

my home dawg that is down with the bitchs and the hoes!
im down with G-O-D peoples!!!
by Rachel December 28, 2004
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god

From a scientific perspective God is that which had being before the existence of time and space. From God one can deduce that it started the expansion of space and time. God may reside in an alternate universe that transcends our senses.

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From, a biblical perspective, the one who created the earth in 7 days flat. The God of the bible exists in our imaginations where the real conception of God is a metaphysical manisfestation that we are incapable of even beginning to understand.

Society must rid itself of the superstiuous and fake biblical god and focus on reality (or some form of it)
God is ethereal not jesus, metaphysical not allah
by onlyonedest January 11, 2009
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The Creator of the Universe and all the things in it including you and me! He sent his son, Jesus Christ to die on the cross for OUR sins, yet we tend to forget this act of sacrifice as easily as we tend to forget how weak we truly are. God's love is awesome and surrounds us each and every day of our sinful lives; is always welcoming to us in spite of how undeserving we really are.
by Cyrus February 26, 2003
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god

When your kill streak reaches 5+
by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020
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god

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.
by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019
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god

That imaginary entity to which the whole of modern society is an unwitting slave thanks to puritan values set down by a man who participated in wild orgys before becoming born again and being sainted: The reaon we dont have socially acceptable orgys anymore!
god: That bitch is the reason we have no socially acceptable orgys!
by XzeroX October 10, 2005
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