cuddling

The act of a man enduring non-sexual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.
I just got done cuddling. Sucked ass. Not a nipple i sight.
by Scyfersythe October 23, 2007
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public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.
The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.
by Scyfersythe October 20, 2007
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pain series

The ultimate desensitizer available on the web. If you think you have seen shocking pics, you have seen nothing until your eyes lay upon this set of brutes. Goatse and Tubgirl are incuded, but nothing compared to its companions. I advise, if you thought the before-mentioned images were too much, do not look at the Pain Series. I warned you!
I just literally saw the Pain Series minutes before writing this definition. My blood has run cold and I feel silent. The world is not the same. God bless the Pain Series.
by Scyfersythe November 12, 2007
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friends

Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.
by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007
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overtype mode

The biggest bitch in word processing programs. Ever. There is absolutey no point to this feature. At all.
I wrote my twelve page essay on quatum mechanics only to find a mispelled word on the third sentence of my second paragraph with overtype mode on. Needless to say, I was not happy.
by Scyfersythe November 06, 2007
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god

The man you must ask forgiveness from for having been created.
God is weird. Or non-existent. Probably the latter.
by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007
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ddr

The most awesome arcade game in existence. The first time you play it, you can get addicted as I did. I had horrible withdrawals and always had to spend money to play as much as aI could. Thankfully, that has now subsided. Not because I got over, but because it is so damn over-priced now.
by Scyfersythe January 13, 2008
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