Scyfersythe's definitions

flood pants

Shorts so baggy, they look like short pants, the kind you would wear if a flood ever came to town. Usually sported by cholos/gangsters/white boys living in the hills.

*Yawns and wipes out eye-boogers* Today, I feeel extra cholo. Besides my XXXXXXXXLLL plain white tee, bandanda, and new tatoo of my name placed on the back of my neck, I think I'm going to show off my new flood pants to the homies and hynas.

by Scyfersythe February 17, 2008

god

The man you must ask forgiveness from for having been created.

God is weird. Or non-existent. Probably the latter.

by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007

overtype mode

The biggest bitch in word processing programs. Ever. There is absolutey no point to this feature. At all.

I wrote my twelve page essay on quatum mechanics only to find a mispelled word on the third sentence of my second paragraph with overtype mode on. Needless to say, I was not happy.

by Scyfersythe November 6, 2007

ddr

The most awesome arcade game in existence. The first time you play it, you can get addicted as I did. I had horrible withdrawals and always had to spend money to play as much as aI could. Thankfully, that has now subsided. Not because I got over, but because it is so damn over-priced now.

ZOMG let's play DDR!

by Scyfersythe January 13, 2008

pain series

The ultimate desensitizer available on the web. If you think you have seen shocking pics, you have seen nothing until your eyes lay upon this set of brutes. Goatse and Tubgirl are incuded, but nothing compared to its companions. I advise, if you thought the before-mentioned images were too much, do not look at the Pain Series. I warned you!

I just literally saw the Pain Series minutes before writing this definition. My blood has run cold and I feel silent. The world is not the same. God bless the Pain Series.

by Scyfersythe November 12, 2007

public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.

The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.

by Scyfersythe October 20, 2007

friends

Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.

My friends suck ass.

by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007