gnerd

one person that has the personality of a nerd and a geek. They are incredibly unique and stunning. Always want to be around this person because they're just so interesting. This person can also be slightly weird -- but thats what makes them a gnerd.

"You should take her to the dance"
"I will, I mean she has everything; shes a gnerd"

by imapparentlyadork April 21, 2018

Gherkin Guillotine

A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.

His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.

His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine

by CleatusjWallbight February 5, 2018

Gherkin Guillotine

One who bites while in the service of a penis.

Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!

by CJWallbight February 5, 2018

Glerk

Glerk can be used as a sound effect in unenthusiastic/boring situations.

Glerk can also be used as a sound effect for something/someone goopy or weird.

I was walking up the stairs and I was sooooooo tired and the stairs were sooooooo long. Glerk!

by glerk December 27, 2018

Gerken

A Gay Male, favorite thing to eat is huge dicks, and has garlic bread tits

Rosston Gerken is such a fag

by BigDick1152 April 6, 2019

Gnarkles

Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))

Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.

by Gnarkles September 22, 2019

Gherkin

Gherkins are pickles but the tiny kind. Hence, it is used as a metaphor for a tiny penis. May be used liberally.

Bill: Hey watcha doing Tom
Tom: Oh nothin bill, just jerkin the gherkin

Girl 1: Last night we bathed nude together and I found out he has a gherkin
Girl 2: Nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2022