gidgey

the colloquilizm (australian) for almost anything

ah my gidgey hurts.
hey can you scratch my gidgey

by aydo May 24, 2004

Brazilian Hang Glider

When a guy from Brazil tricks a tourist into having anal sex with him. The Brazilian man proceeds to lift the girl off the ground and ejaculate in the tourists ass trying to get her/him to shoot off his cock like a hang glider.

Whitney told me she wanted to go to Brazil with us so she could experience a Brazilian Hang Glider.

by Toddy Blumpkin October 15, 2008

gidget

A contraction of the words gibbled and midget. Used to define a person who is humourously lacking in intelligence and/or co-ordination.

"Wow, look at that girl... what a gidget"

by Tiggo April 4, 2005

Gidget

Gidget is used to describe someone who is a little bit slow and might have some special needs.

Matt: have you seen my little pug.
Zancola: no. Why?
Matt: she’s a Gidget

by Da cocc October 14, 2019

Being Gliddened

When a company/individual lies to you promising to make good on their faulty products/services .Once your back is turned,the company lies on you,screwing you royally by lying to their superiors and treating you/talking to and of you as though you are a 2nd class citizen,leaving you holding the bag knowing they screwed you and couldn't care less about your effort/predicament.

When I used Home Depot's best paint in my living room and kitchen at $29/gallon,it peeled off within two days.It tore up my walls something fierce.It came off in sheets literally.The peeled paint was rubbery,like a Stretch Armstrong doll from the 70s.

Glidden's company rep Josh Ledet came to my house and admitted the paint was faulty.I told him they were going to hire a contractor to finish my house interior,as I had spent 3 months repairing my drywall.

In his report he lied on me,saying I didn't use primer.I went to Home Depot corporate ( who also treated my like Im second class ) and showed them proof (videos and photos).Home Depot refused to reprimand him and sided up with him,totally screwing me in the process.

Want to see this in action? Go to YouTube and search Glidden Paint Review,not Reviews. There you'll see 4 videos of me peeling it off my walls in sheets.

Glidden and Home Depot,burn in hell for all eternity.

This is "Being Gliddened"

by Helluva nice guy July 25, 2013

hit that glide

To go out, to leave, to check out the local party scene.

Guy 1 "Yo its friday night whats the plan?"

Guy 2 "I dont know but i'm gonna hit that glide and find out."

Guy 1 "Yo man this party is dead, I'm out."

Guy 2 "Werd, I'm bout to hit that glide too."

by J Fri May 11, 2008

Nigger Gliders

The little Basterd Who scares the living Shiitake out of Leslie. Also known as the Sugar Glider.

Yeah he just scared Leslie
Damn Nigger Gliders

by Caaal Aronya July 4, 2011