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Cum colored glasses

The feeling you get after someone makes you cum. They look perfect to you because you are looking thru cum colored glasses.
I thought he could do no wrong, of course I was looking at him thru cum colored glasses.
by Kat1970 February 7, 2018
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Hogan Glare

The blank, but critical thinking stare from a swindler trying to find an excuse, a way around a situation, or a reason not to kill you in order to escape a consentration camp. Made famous by Colonel Hogan (Bob Crane)in the famous late 60s show "Hogan's Heros."
Hey Sal, I think that guy is looking over here with a Hogan Glare. I think we are going to have to kick his ass.
by Timeh Van Sulli February 2, 2009
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Clear glasses

The lengest thing ever made
Clear glasses>>>
ameera: clear glasses r so leng
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by Ameera<3 February 17, 2022
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Plano Glasses

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
by Leisure Class Hero June 5, 2010
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Ben Folds glasses

1) Nerdy spectacles with thick black frames, sometimes held together by tape, like the glasses favored by nerd rock icon Ben Folds. Required dress for nerds, hipsters, nerdy hipsters, and hipster nerds.

2) Any nerdy eyewear worn for ironic effect
Person 1: What should I wear with my Ben Folds glasses to the concert tonight?
Person 2: How bout a geeky t shirt?

Girls always make passes when you wear Ben Folds glasses.
by rockindasuburbs May 11, 2010
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Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!
by imthatawesome October 1, 2010
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Transitional Glasses

Glasses that change from normal glasses to sunglasses according to the amount of light in their location. Mainly worn by autistic, karate-fighting kids. Often accompanied by a head-strap to keep the glasses on in physical circumstances (eg. karate, bullying episodes, etc). Also worn by douchebags that like to wear sunglasses in the winter.
Person 1: Hey, who's that kid hiding under his coat with the transitional glasses?
Person 2: Oh, that's Davey. Don't bother him or he'll hiss at you.
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