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Get the Christophe Giacometti mug.It is when a male or female shave their pubic hair and braid it into a rope. They tie one end of the rope to a dildo covered in shit they then swallow the shit covered dildo while holding onto one side of the rope. Right before they shit the dildo out they pull it back up through there ass up there intestines and out their mouth.
Jimenez Garcia is similar to a Really deep throat, often yet inccorectly spelled Gimenez Garcia, Pubic rope
by Lnoobpwner February 20, 2009
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Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
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Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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by Papapapancha March 2, 2011
Get the Joana Garcia mug.A sexy Sicilian man who likes to date younger girls. He tends to be really stubborn and drive large diesel trucks. other Giacomos are not as exciting as those born on Halloween.
by Jordan elizabeth November 9, 2007
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by Illuminvti June 22, 2014
Get the Garcha mug.Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.
"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."
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