by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug. When you play Genshin, you push your friends to play it, too, as Genshin can be a drug that can affect your mind and bring all of us to disaster.
Harold And Jerry Played Genshin yesterday. They told me to play and it, and it was a Genshinization Experience
by Pakuro March 3, 2022
Get the Genshinizationmug. by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022
Get the Ivan the genshin playermug. by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 19, 2022
Get the Genshin Impactmug. A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass
by papapixels January 20, 2024
Get the Playing Genshinmug. A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,
1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.
The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.
The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023
Get the Genshin Impactmug.