Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

Gaping Meat Dragon

The act of facing down, gripping your asshole open while a minimum of 3 men compete to masturbate and fire their load into your gaping hole. The one who wins is the Gaping Meat Dragon.

"Yo, how did the orgy go?"

"Pretty good. I got to be the Gaping Meat Dragon."

"Bro, nice!"

by Stognathebalogna April 13, 2021

shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

Gaping Vag Hole

Your mom has one.
Tu madre tiene uno.

Dead squirrels rest in your mom's gaping vag hole.

by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006

Gaping Space Invader

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.

Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.

by Major ED February 12, 2010

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009

Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.

Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower

by S9Staryu November 29, 2018