Gabe

Gabe is someone who is extremely attractive but knows it, so he's cocky about it. Great with the looks, not with the books... Thinks with both heads only halfway and knows how to do everything. He will knock you out if you correct him or sell his loved ones pot. Stubborn, needy, Can't spell and drives like a grandma. Sexy mother f*cker though

Why are you so gabe?
-I was born this way baby. My presence is a blessing

Gabe by Gjk October 15, 2015

Gabe

1) A homeless douche bag who is a deprived Mexican boy that looks like a chipmunk and eats bean burritos while having sex with his mule named Paco Aye Aye!

2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.

3) Son of the taco bell dog

1) Hey did you see that guy? he was acting like a total Gabe!
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.

Gabe by New Rebel March 9, 2010

Gabe

Blokarting World Champion. Often seen attached to his computer doing goodness-knows-what.

Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...

Gabe by gabeishaylee'sneighbour January 18, 2009

Gabe

Vb.
1. To lose a bad hand in poker on a ridiculous beat.

Derived from Gabe's bad poker play

Haha man, I can't believe he just drew out on you; you just got gabed.

Gabe by t vance December 14, 2004

Gabe

A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.

Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?

Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.

Gabe by SmallBaldPenis May 14, 2018

Gabe

A man thot that can’t be loyal and has a small ass dick. (Childish Hoe)

“Bruh Gabe is a fucking pussy” - Gerald
“Yea bruh he’s so childish” - Ronald

Gabe by Weonlytellthetruth March 13, 2019

Gabe

A beta male who has a 1 inch wonder. He is a mega fag and plays PUBG regularly.

Gabe? Oh I heard he is obsessed with Scott!

Gabe by Cool dawg 2000 June 5, 2018