funde

fundeez nuts.

person: hey do you support funde?
Person 2: what's funde?
Person: fundeez nuts.

by diskcanfly June 6, 2021

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.

The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.

by JewishLightning January 6, 2025

HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.

Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!

by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025

short film funding

A slang term for movies, like Whiplash (2014), that struggle to secure substantial funding and are often created as short films to be submitted to film festivals first, aiming to gain recognition and support for full-length productions.

After years of pitching, my script ended up as a short film funding project—guess I’m in the short film game like those filmmakers behind Whiplash!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025