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O Fucking K

A phrase used to emphasize the fact that you understand.

Primarily used when someone repeatedly asks or tells you the same thing over and over and over ect.

Expletive used when dealing with an annoying person
Wife: You need to cut the grass.

Husband: I will.

Wife: The grass isn't getting any shorter.

Husband: I'll get it.

Wife: It's not gonna cut it's self.

Husband; O FUCKING K, I heard you the first time!
by Psycho Brutus December 16, 2011
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two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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fucking pussy

Someone that is weak. Someone that has to hang around in groups to think there tough. Scared to try some new shit.
That fucking pussy could never beat my ass without a group of people. To scared to step up to someone alone. Scared to try something new.
by Ray1977 October 2, 2013
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jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.
by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005
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fucking fuck

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.
Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.
by Louis White January 4, 2008
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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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