Four Loko 400

Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.

Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.

by Darrel Charleston November 21, 2010

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Jew By Four

Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.

"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"

by BenEdelstein March 25, 2010

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Last Four

When you delete all the digits of a phone number that you don't want to drunk dial/text/communicate with except the last 4 digits-Thereby if they text or call you, you are able to identify them without the awkwardness of asking them "who is this."

John - "Hey man, why dont you text Tina for a late night booty call, she was really hot."
Evan - "Dude, she has a boyfriend who plays for the Vikings offensive line, I had to last four her to not get me in trouble. She can text me if she wants."
John - "Wise decision."

by HTIMF December 9, 2010

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