vaginal farts

A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.

During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.

by VaginalVal August 19, 2018

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Beefy Farts

A very distinct gastrointestinal discharge of air/gas of different content, methane is one of the prime constituents. Typical odour is created or manifested from consumption of certain foods such as broccoli, beef, and cabbage, cheese, as well as certain beers. While the processes involved in the digestion of such foods...and...the odour produced is not well studied, the odour is commonly recognized by the average citizen and acknowledged as a "beefy fart" by "slacker" types of the youth demographic in the majority and many others.

Damn, he must've had beef and cheese sticks with beer last night, those beefy farts were horrendous.
Fart, breaking wind, gas, assgass, blowing ass

by Jeffrey W. M. January 31, 2006

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

Whiskey Farts

When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.

Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.

Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011

kim chi farts

What happens after you eat kim chi. The nastiest of the nastiest. Also known as kcf.

Willis had terrible kim chi farts after eating kim chi.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005