facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

Facebook

Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.

I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.

Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.

by MBP2000 August 22, 2019

Facebook Legit

Means that nothing is for real or legitimate unless it is clearly stated on Facebook.

Rachel: So are they dating or what?
Mark: I don't know, it's not Facebook legit.

by blueguitar June 22, 2009

Facebook pundit

A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.

Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.

by JPJP January 24, 2010

facebook spam

All those super-annoying requests you get from friends. Some are fun, but most are lame and time-consuming.

Various Facebook Spam: Hey friend! How'd you like to be neighbors? Come join me in Cafe World, where you can create your own cafe, hire your friends to work, craft recipes and more!

by natasha?the.apple! February 14, 2010

facebook spam babe

A girl who you don't know and is out of your league adds you as a friend on facebook. Upon adding her, she keeps on sending you spam wall posts and messages until you finally block her. A facebook spam babe is usually male, and always an internet troll.

How to spot a facebook spam babe
-The profile seems new.
-She has slutty wall posts to entice you to add them.
-All of her friends are few and male.
-One or more of her statuses are links.
-The name exotic enough to be a pornstar's but tame enough to be the girl next door's.
-Looking for: Dating/A Relationship - no babe is looking for that on facebook.

Yo man, who's that hot girl you added on facebook the other day?

Dude, she was just a facebook spam babe. I got a whole bunch of spam messages after I added her.

by The hardest button to button February 28, 2010

Facebook Coma

The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.

Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...

by brifrye June 3, 2010