futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

Flutterplex

A measure of cuteness.
Created from the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character, Fluttershy, who is almost universally agreed to be the most adorable character on the show.

Jim: Hey, did you see the new MLP episode?

Bob: Yeah, Fluttershy was so adorable!

Jim: Her cuteness level has reached one Flutterplex.

Bob: Agreed!

by Vpirate October 11, 2012

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

futterwhacken

dance done when the red queen has been overruled

When that day comes, I shall futterwhacken vigorously!

by madhatter2011 May 3, 2010

Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.

Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.

by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015