Floating Lotus

A selfie taken by one with a vagina, set in a bathtub or body of water.

Also possibly a yoga pose while nude, in the water.

A friend made up the phrase innocently, and this is precisely where my mind went.

Send me a picture of you in your granny panties doing downward dog or floating lotus.

by #yeggirl August 14, 2019

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

floating in space

Basically means someone’s dead

**in a scouse accent** “Me nan’s floating in space.”

by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 May 16, 2021

Floating Comma

An Apostrophe

It's time for a Floating Comma, also known as a Mark That Goes Up.

by JayScribesScript March 18, 2019

lyric floating

The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.

Jane Doe Emo:

if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?

Commenter #1:

um...huh? wtf are you talking about?

Commenter #2:

Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.

by LuckyLymon March 30, 2011

Floating Stroganoff

Diarrhea with ejaculate. It typically happens whilst eating ass from an ass you just ejaculated into.

She had a spurt of floating stroganoff all over my face and up my nose...

by Yukarch August 21, 2020

Hobo Float

Ever want a root beer float but cant find any ice cream. This drink is the thing for you. fill a glass half full with ice then pour in half milk and half root beer (preferably A&W) then stir and voila you've got an easier to make cheaper root beer float with all the taste and none of the hassle

"I could go for a root beer float right about now." - guy 1
"we got any ice cream?" - genius
"dang it i think we ate it all!" - guy 1
"if we got milk we got hobo floats!" - genius
"holy crap your a genius" - guy 1

by DonCapernicus August 3, 2011