flacker

some one who is a faker and a slacker

jhon was such a flacker at work today

by invader horizongreen March 18, 2011

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.

Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o

by J.K Idding March 21, 2010

farktard

Someone who is fark-ing retarded.

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.

by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004

el farko

El Farko can also be confused by The fark; but DONT, why? because he's the man. Like seriously I've never seen a person who can get soo many girls, have soo many friends, and have such a big one (hahaha if u kno what i mean dawg) He's the man. Most the time he thinks before he acts and usually makes every single damn person laugh. (haha im cracking up myself) Iight peace!

GO EL FARKO!!!!!!

El Farko is such a God, Samantha let's go jump on him and do it doggy style.

by Mark April 19, 2005

brain fark

When your brain over thinks about the opposite sex that you are attracted to and can never be with. They sometimes call you "friend" and "sister/brother". Knowing you will never have them, you continue to talk to them, making yourself feel better for that short time. After that moment has passed you, you cant get them out of your head, think of fairytales and you begin to question "why why why".

This can be associated to crushes.

I am sooo brain farked.

Men are all brain farks.

by dd1414 July 15, 2009

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017