shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".
BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
by DJ Silly Hat March 04, 2008
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Coochie Flaps

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.
Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?
by JVicious December 17, 2010
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Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles
When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.
by Davies Ma January 04, 2011
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Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.
Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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flag flapping

On windy and even breezy days when a slutty woman's pussy lips can be heard flapping in the wind, giving you the impression there is a flag nearby.
Dude, do you see a flag anywhere around here? I can hear one, but I sure as hell can't see it. Oh wait, nevermind, your mom is wearing a miniskirt with no panties again. That is one flag flapping bitch!
by Mike -Hunt January 10, 2008
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Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.
Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!
by Allahman20 August 23, 2021
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Falcon Flap

A gesture of greeting and mutual respect between two people. Two hinge flapped forearms mimicking the movement of a falcons wings. Done by either one by one individual facing another or two people interlocked at elbow point. 🙅
The Falcon Flap was an easy choice for Mikey and Danny as they greeted each other at the local pub.
by DannyVT December 25, 2021
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