MAC-fished

When you go to bed with a girl looking like a supermodel and you wake up the next morning her face on the pillow and she look hideous!

"Went to bed with Halle Berry woke up with Whoopi Goldberg...MAC-fished "

by Dayna-Rae August 3, 2017

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

Fitted Hat

A hat(or cap) with an almost completely flat brim. Popular brands are "New Era" and "59FIFTY". They are not adjustable (hence the fitted) and usually come with gold stickers. The hat loses value if you remove the sticker. Prices range from $20-$50. Popular with gangstas.

Don't you think that fitted hat is G?

by CoolLarkin December 9, 2008

Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

get fitted

to get dressed or change clothes

I'm gonna go home, take a shower, and get fitted.

by HighSocietyEG February 13, 2003

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013