financially embarrassed

living paycheck to paycheck, no money, or broke

Hey, Sam you gonna join us at the bar after work? No, man I'm financially embarrassed till payday.

by kione573 January 13, 2008

financial refugee

A person looking for an asylum due to a financial persecution.

I would love to be a financial refugee.

by thecrazypuppet September 20, 2010

Financhies

Financhies are college students that only have cool looking laptops and school gear because they have such amazing financial aid. Most financhies usually give up college as soon as they get their financial paychecks because they have no life.

Student 1: Why do these poor ass looking people have such nice college gear???
Student 2: Oh, because they are stupid financhies

by iversonallyn November 25, 2010

financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011

Financialence

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

Oh, your not wanting to have sex huh, your trying abstinence? Okay, then I guess I will have to practice financialence! and not spend any money on your ass!

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

financial bigamy

An inclusive term for paying financially, physically, mentally to upkeep you ex wife and current wifes way of life

Jake: poor bubba, mans gotta work two jobs

joe: ouch
Jake: well hes gotta pay for his wife and his ex wifes credit cards. told him to he shoulda got that devoirce
joe: is that what you call financial bigamy in a nutshell

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Financially Gay

When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)

Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.

Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!

Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.

by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017