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father ted

A very funny IRISH (Ireland is not in the UK) absurdist/surrealist comedy about 3 priests practicing on an extremely remote island off the coast of Ireland.

Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.

Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.

Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.

The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend

Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!

Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
by some guy February 18, 2004
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dot not feather

1. Person from India, not American Indian. Use with hand motion of finger to forehead then four fingers behind head.
Shim is Indian, dot not feather.
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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
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fatherless behavior

guy: AYE BRO LEMME EAT YO ASS
guy 2: You gay asf on that fatherless behavior and shit
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Fatherless

a word that losers call people to make themselves feel better
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Fatherhood

1.n. a male parent. 2. one who loves, supports, guides, inspires, and encourages his children. 3. a man of strong character who teaches by example. 4. one who is patient, kind and understanding. 5. a man who is emulated, admired and very loved.
Now, he understands the true meaning of fatherhood.
by Vietrex April 6, 2016
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