Shaden Fernandez

Shaden is the best and the worst friend you'll EVER have, the girls go CRAZY over him!

Did you hear about Shaden fernandez? The dudes a green banana lover and went all Van Gov last week

by GreenBananaLover April 3, 2013

Fernando

The most handsome, perfect man you will ever meet. He is the most caring, sweetest, perfect person to ever exist. He is loyal and will treat you like a queen. (Por siempre y para siempre)

Someone: who is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Madigan: Fernando ♥️

by Irishlittledog January 27, 2022

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

Fernando

A bitch nigga

aye there goes that bitch nigga fernando

by nigg.tard April 3, 2020

Fernando

Inability to remember what happened the night before, from the moment you entered the bar until you woke up the next day. Usually caused by consuming too much alcohol, especially cassalla

-How was last night?

- I can´t remember anything, I had a fernando night

by elcortejodelflamenco December 30, 2010