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by Febian Boy March 8, 2017
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Feline Ass Bandit

(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.

(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.

(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008
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'feine

1. A shortening of caffeine because, as we all know, when you're hopped up on the 'feine, you don't have time for syllables.

Pronounced, "Feen"

2. Can also be used as a verb to describe the act of drinking caffeinated beverages.

3. Also as an adjective (as 'feined) to mean excited, hyper, stoked, happy, or totally hopped up on 'feine.
1A. Man, I'm friggin' tired, I need some 'feine.
1B. DUDE, I LOVE 'FEiNE! WHOOOOO!

2A. I totally need to 'feine before we get this game going.
2B. 'Feine me up, Scotty! Toss me a Bawls!

3A. I'm so 'feined that you're coming to town on saturday.
3B. Man, I'm too 'feined up to sleep, grab a controller, IT'S ON!
by Verek January 17, 2005
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Fein

A female who hangs around guys to get free alcohol, weed, drugs, and etc.
Dude 1- "hey man that Emily chick is a real fein, I told her I had pot and she instantly asked if we could hang and smoke"
Dude 2- "yeah man she does that all the time with dudes"
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fein

Person 1: "Oh who's that fein?"
Person 2: "I don't wanna know"
by violetpassion99 October 5, 2013
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felino-american

the politically correct term for the species formerly known as "cat"
cats around the world, tired from centuries of discrimination and marginalizing language, threw off the shackles of oppression and took up the indentity of felino-americans.
by dizzzzzz October 25, 2005
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fein

Person 1: "Hey, look at those chicks getting changed over there."
Person 2: "You're such a fein."
by delenaforever123 December 6, 2013
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