musical faces

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016

Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.

Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.

by koma-koma September 2, 2018

FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.

"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.

by FaceWriter March 26, 2010

faceshot

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

by Nozer June 10, 2009

Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

by rickabone January 26, 2011

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011