Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappic

Something that is epic to the fap degree.

D: "brb im going to clean my laptop up to much on it"
J: "that was.......fappic D"

by JakobTTx December 22, 2009

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.

by cynical abe March 29, 2012

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

flippity flappity fuck

Noun:

Being a complete idiot to a situation
Knowing what is going but ignoring the fact that you can do something about it

Being a bitch
Acting like a bitch
Talking like a bitch
Pretty much being a bitch coming out of the womb

Guy 1: Dude wanna go pick up bitches at the pool?
Guy 2: Nah I'm staying in its too hot outside.
Guy 1: Fuck you, Flippity Flappity Fuck!!!
Guy 2: I'm very sorry
Guy 1: GET OUTTA MY FACE YOU FUCK

by McWTF July 26, 2011

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 18, 2008