Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009

FAILSLAM

A failure so bad, it slams you in the face.

Person 1- "Pass me that soda please"
Person 2- *while passing the soda ends up spilling it*
Person 1- "Woooooow, FAILSLAM"

by Delia Jean December 25, 2009

FailScape

FailScape is the name for the game "RuneScape" after they removed the wild was taken out because of RWT(real world trading).

Dude don't get on FailScape, JaGex fucking ruined it.

by MooCoww March 21, 2008

Failsauce

An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.

"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
*nods*
"Dude... Failsauce!"

by Daakal January 20, 2009

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008

It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.

I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010