Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

fichetta

persona che si lamenta sempre di tutto

franci disse: ufffff i capelli propio non mi stanno stasera
guidi disse: fichetta

by guidi April 10, 2003

Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003

fauchet

area between arse hole and ball sack also refered to as corinal ridge

go on baby lick my fauchet u no i love it

by crypt keeper November 4, 2003

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

Facetious

Literally just Elijah

Stop being so facetious Elijah

by hi.my.name.is.charlee June 27, 2019