Evolver

A homosexual

Hey look at that young evolver over there

by The Ghost Of Griffin August 9, 2015

Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.

Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.

by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011

evolving white girls

Basically a white girl who is pretty, got cake , and bad asf.

Mike:"dang , Alex is one of those evolving white girls😍"
Will:"right! She pretty and thick asf! Bet she gets all the guys"
Mike:"tru"

by TRVP KING March 20, 2016

Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.

Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away

by 3dblack February 12, 2018

ARK Survival Evolved

A great game that has an amazing open world experience with dinosaurs. Only true PC Master Race members can experience and not the wannabes who only watch hentai and porn all day that hate on it.

ARK Survival Evolved is better than your stupid school hentai game!

by Thomas The Dank Engine 2 May 4, 2018