Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.
Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020
Get the Eubank Syndrome mug.by tini B March 13, 2010
Get the geek euwnk mug.Related Words
An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.
Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!
by monkeyball February 4, 2009
Get the Euan mug.Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people
by Absolutealphamale69 June 3, 2019
Get the Ewan mug.
A stinky fucking useless cunt who literally reeks of pure shit! Or and adjective implying that you stink!
by Yournanisajaybag January 26, 2018
Get the Euan mug.Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019
Get the Ewan mug.