Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.
Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"
by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020