Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009

Eshwar

Eshwar is the type of guy that he is saying a joke but he is actually being mean.

"Owen you suck ass"
"My mom died Eshwar"

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.

Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.

2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)

Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"

Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"

2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

by BadassDude June 29, 2009

Escarlet

Escarlet is a beautiful girl with a amazing personality and has nice hair and a nice smile. Also has a butt and are rare because the name very uncommon but if you do find a Escarlet keep her.
Escarlet are nice, sweet but have a bad temper. They dont open up to alot of people so if one does open up listen... They are also wild but good to have around and if you are friends with one she will always have you back no matter what.

Escarlet is has beautiful hair.

by _DAISYY August 8, 2014

Edward Sanders

Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.

"Edward Sanders reportedly was shot with shot a .50 cal. magnum revolver loaded with baby hamsters, he then burst into flames and crashed through a window and blew up the entire parking complex, and may or may not have lived."

by JimJabJibbers January 2, 2009

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Edward Elric

THE SHORTEST MALE YOU'LL EVER MEET IN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (Don't fucking call him shorty, pipsqueak, little, etc. or he'll get PISSED OFF AND THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW)

Damn he is such an Edward Elric, he get's pissed off if we call him short

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SHORTY

by Shorty Edward June 6, 2017