Syntax error 

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.

Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

Syntax error by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005

User Error 

Used by computer on the occasion that the user is incorrect, poorly configured, incompatible, or just an idiot.

Dialog: User error, please reinsert user, if the problem persists, please contact Microsoft for a replacement.

User Error by omnipseudonym December 29, 2004

UTS error 

User Too Stupid error. Code the techies use when talking to non-techies when fixing an 'easy' technical PC problem.

Hello help desk, I cannot find the 'any key' and my computer is locked. Sounds like that is a chair to interface UTS error, try pressing a key and see what happens.

UTS error by 99 Fan March 13, 2009

id-10t error 

Similar to a pebcak error. ID-10-t is idiot with a 10 instead of io in the middle.

computer user: I can't get my computer to work. The coofe cup holder is broken.
Helpdesk: Coffee cup holder?
Computer user: Yeah, my new computer has a coffe cup holder. You press a button and a tray comes out to place a coffe cup on.
Helpdesk (on mute and to a coworker): Hey Phil, I have a an ID-10T error on the phone. To computer user: Ma'am, That is not a coffee cup holder, that is your cd-rom.
Computer user: Oh. Are you sure?
Helpdesk: ARRRRGHGGGGHHHH!!!!!

id-10t error by Starknight August 19, 2006

1984 Error

1984 error - the error message that should be returned when big government or big tech causes a web page, video, or comment to disappear because the power authority disagrees with or objects to, its content. The real error is the Orwellian censorship and restriction on the flow of information and truth or falsehood that the power authority is engaging in. It should be for the viewer/internet/smart phone user, not big tech or big government, to decide what he or she wishes to view and determine and assess how meritorious or misguided the content is.

Whenever I try to find information questioning the narrative on the pfizer vax, viewtube and gobble give me a 1984 error.

1984 Error by Thesumofallthings January 31, 2022

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008

typological error 

a person who has mental typos

why are you acting like a typological error whats wrong with your brain

typological error by lastplaceloser January 13, 2010