equidouche

Someone whose douche factor is equal to another person's level.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Kevin?

Person 2: Yeah, him and Jeff are equidouches.

by LigerBloodTN December 17, 2012

Equisexy

Being the same amount of sexy as another person.

That boy isn't that cute. I need someone equisexy to me or im not dating them.

by ensexlopedia July 4, 2012

equilatebrium

When no matter how early you wake up, you still seem to find yourself being late somehow.

Often due to taking on too many side tasks that you thought you could squeeze in, with all that extra time you gave yourself.

I woke up an hour earlier than usual and still didn't make it on time. I guess I just reached equilatebrium.

by Beastlylol August 2, 2016

Equinoscopophobia

A fear of drawing horses.

"Hi Matthew, can you please draw me a horse?"

"I thought we were mates, do you not know I suffer from Equinoscopophobia? I'm terrified of drawing horses"

"Oh yeah, shall we draw that penguin instead?"

"Yeah"

by YorkshireBugger December 2, 2016

Equifaxed

(Verb). Your personal data stolen by hackers targeting credit agencies. Etymology: Latin: Equitas; Haquitas.

Garritt: I keep getting spam emails I don't want. I am a Munson.

Dan; Yiu got Equifaxed tho.. Makes sense.

by Roy E Munson Son April 19, 2018

Equifucked

Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency

My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked

by Salinas Guy October 7, 2017

Equifucked

People fucked by Equifax data breach

He was equifucked due to the Equifax data hack.

by dosllama September 14, 2017