smile empty soul

One of the best bands ever who make great music and know what they are talking about

They are the best band ever

by Rachel August 24, 2003

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empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

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I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea

Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"

by basilbrush October 19, 2008

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Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome.

by katykinz. December 17, 2008

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Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.

(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!

by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013

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Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.

Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

by JollyMac May 30, 2018

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