Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

Expresso Date

A date where you go out for coffee and express your feelings a lot

So, I went on an Expresso Date last night with this guy from Tinder... I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 27, 2023

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.

Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023

Empress Bulblax birth copypasta

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?

by Saltitheidiot August 14, 2024

Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee

I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...

by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023

Expresso

The term used for a shameful hookup with your ex.

"John told me he's gonna have an Expresso with his ex girlfriend tomorrow,I can't see this going well"

by Tracheaballs June 13, 2024

espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025