EGGROLL!!!

1) the food of chinese origin consisting of many different food stuffs wrapped in a thin,bread shelling that has been deep-fryed
2) the act of rolling eggs
3) the act of putting eggs into rolls
4) a usual form of Ninja Verbal Assualt

dese eggrolls be tasty, dawg
aw, yee...

by KurDt January 26, 2005

Eggdrop Soup

A dish consisting of a woman's menstrual blood. The name comes from the fact that the woman is 'dropping eggs' at the time.

Dude, Peter's fucking sick. He drank up Donna's eggdrop soup like it was no big deal.

by RobotKeaton May 14, 2009

straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

Eager

Fans of the University of Auburn, known as eagers because they are confused about what their own mascot is. They scream "War Eagle" even though their mascot is a tiger, and even name their pet bird "Tiger". When you combine an eagle and a tiger, you get an obnoxious eager.
An eager is a person who is obnoxious, jealous, and feels inferior, a person who doesn't root for his/her team, but rather against other teams - especially Big Brother, otherwise known as The University of Alabama. Eager also applies well, since they are so eager to accept the points they are given when a superior team feels sorry for them.

Those Eagers are more annoying than usual. Maybe if they ever win more than 1/2 a national championship they won't feel as inferior to The Crimson Tide.

by Alabama RTR December 1, 2010

Eggroll

A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.

Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.

by JC aka OchoCinco July 8, 2009

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005