When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.
by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017
Get the Ear Rapemug. A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.
by Croatalin November 24, 2013
Get the Ear Waxmug. I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick
by Spike January 6, 2005
Get the Ear Fuckmug. Noun: A deaf person; a person who is hard of hearing.
Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.
Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.
by Mark Burton September 12, 2006
Get the cloth earsmug. 1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014
Get the hipster's earmug. Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
by Adrian_dododo July 8, 2021
Get the Dog-earmug. by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013
Get the beagles earsmug.