by Hurelo February 17, 2020
Get the abusive relationship mug.The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."
"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
by A Real Commie July 1, 2019
Get the HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION mug.The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.
"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."
by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008
Get the erection fairy mug.A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.
Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?
Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.
Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.
by Billdo. April 2, 2007
Get the textual relationship mug.The dynamics of the love/hate relationship are based on both mutual admiration and irritation.
Usually such a relationship is formed unintentionally by people who are complete opposites being flung together, such as an introduction through a mutual friend.
Although unsuited to each other's presence, the lover/haters will usually find it hard to exclude the other from their life and day-to-day activities.
Similar to an abusive relationship, the lover/haters constantly crave more conflict while subconsciously seeking the other's approval.
Previously, those engaged in a love/hate relationship were commonly referred to as lover/haters, however the term "pevy" as now surpassed the phrase lover/haters.
Usually such a relationship is formed unintentionally by people who are complete opposites being flung together, such as an introduction through a mutual friend.
Although unsuited to each other's presence, the lover/haters will usually find it hard to exclude the other from their life and day-to-day activities.
Similar to an abusive relationship, the lover/haters constantly crave more conflict while subconsciously seeking the other's approval.
Previously, those engaged in a love/hate relationship were commonly referred to as lover/haters, however the term "pevy" as now surpassed the phrase lover/haters.
I can't stand being in their presence. Talk about a love/hate relationship; those two are constantly bickering. They're such a pevy.
by Breda <3 Elena January 24, 2011
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Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?
Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015
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