One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.
Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine
by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylans are normally outgoing and try their hardest to make you laugh or smile. You and Dylan will go through a lot together but in the end, it will pay off. He will start a bunch of petty fights but will also be the one to text you to see if you are doing ok. He cares about you a lot, even if he doesn't show it. If you find a Dylan, please don't let him go!!
GIRL 1: Have you seen the new kid?? he's so nice
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan
by ugh.cassyyy January 29, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. If you know a Dylan they are type of guy that cares about everyone and everything.
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.
He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.
He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
Girl 1: omg your boyfriend,Dylan he is so sweet.
Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.
Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.
Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now
Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you
Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me
Girl 1:i dont think he believes that
Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.
Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.
Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now
Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you
Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me
Girl 1:i dont think he believes that
Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
by D0esn’t matter October 22, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.
by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"
by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013
Get the Dylanedmug.