Durmass

Dumb retarted ass, just plain and simple as that.

A guy trips over a very visible crack, curses his friend for it and his friend looks at him and says, "Dude your a fuckin' durmass."

by Rocki1990 February 1, 2009

Dumbassosopher

One who comes up with several either impossible or stupid ideas. The leader of a group of dumbasses.

When Larry decided to streak at a ballet concert, he became a dumbassosopher. dumbass shithead

by Joshuathegreat February 7, 2014

dumbassedry

The act of dumbassing and/or engaging in activities one would deem inappropriate

Harold and his friends enjoyed the dumbassedry that being young and drunk provided

by Psuedowat January 17, 2015

dumbassery

The act of being more stupid (and enjoying it) than societal norms typically allow.

Noah Wirt's behavior at the party was dumbassery incarnate.

by kidthunder June 4, 2016

Dumbassity

The ability for a person or persons to show how much of a dumbass they are

I would like to help with your project, but unfortunately your "dumbassity" is impeding our progress.

by mij rapp May 18, 2018

dumbasstrophe

The inevitable outcome when someone makes one or more bad decisions or overlooks a small detail that ultimately results in total failure of an event, plan, or goal. This usually results in an unrecoverable failure of epic proportions.

“The Dumbasstrophe happened because Dave never confirmed he actually purchased the concert tickets before we all showed up at Will-Call to find out there weren’t any purchased”

by Citilimit October 3, 2018

Dumbass Tax

Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.

darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"

by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018