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Butthole dreads

Hair around your butthole that catches remnants when wiping. It then knots up and mats into a greasy dreadlock of a mess.
Ouch! My butthole dreads look super cool,but living on the streets has a few dreadful pains in the ass though,lol. I'm thinking about shedding these bottom dwellers. Didn't Weiner dogs hunt rats in the past? Do You think your dog , chomper, can help me? j.k Ugh!I'll call my mom again.
by Essteffun b.s. Steffansen June 25, 2018
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Wet Dread

Wet Dread is when you have dreads and you’re being intimate and you get so sweaty that your dreads get wet. Aka Wet Dread
Girl: Oh babe you have wet dread.

Guy: Figures. That always happens when I get going.
by RawrrrrrxD June 26, 2018
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dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.
"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."
by Krkič August 12, 2019
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Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks
My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.
by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016
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Dread Cent

When you are 100% about something. Without a doubt.
by Full stop September 3, 2016
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dreadfull tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!
by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 11, 2020
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Dreaded Cornice

A teenage boy with eyes like a hungry tiger. He prays on girls with fake tans and huge boobs. He will play for a basketball team. Also has a lemony personality that fits the shape of his head. He will be defined in Dragon Dictation as Dreaded Cornice and after 6 months, will cut his long hair and hit puberty
So i really like **** ******..
Dragon Dictation: so i really like Dreaded Cornice...
by Dreadthecornice November 28, 2011
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