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Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012
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downers grove north

high school in downers grove il w a bunch of snobby rich kids. everyone there pretends they grew up in the hood but they all have movie theaters and pools in their houses. they suck ass at football and have so many gay kids and homophobes and just got on the news a week ago for being homophobic. the only good teacher theres mrs giannone. shortened to dgn
damn what school ru at ?
downers grove north
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by buttlickersucktoes November 23, 2021
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Smokie Downers

A group of people who sit around, smoke numerous amount of cigarettes and bitch about anything and everything.
Sheri is such a smokie downer, after she came back from smoking with Eliza for thirty minutes she totally bitched out her boyfriend, gave me the cold shoulder and stormed out.

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That group of girls are a bunch of smokie downers. I can't hang out with them all night, complain and have smoke blown in my face.
by Eskimo Kiss July 14, 2010
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Debbie downer

A person who brings down the mood for no reason, or is unnecessarily pessimistic
by Unfortunately_Violets July 10, 2025
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Thumbs-downer

A person that isn’t great, but doesn’t deserve anything less than a thumbs down.
Yeah, you see Scott over there? Now THAT is a real thumbs-downer.
by pancakedonahue February 8, 2023
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The Donut Downer

A sex game where two males stack donuts on their cocks and whoever stacks the most wins and the loser has to eat the “glazed”(cumed on) donuts off of the other persons dick
Yo! I just played this new game with the gang called The Donut Downers and it felt awesome to win!
by Cum coverer June 9, 2024
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Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
by Jbhomie October 28, 2020
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