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Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
What a douchenozzle
by Egiap27 February 6, 2010
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Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010
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DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'
Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!
by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016
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douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.
Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 8, 2007
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douchenugget

a word i came up with while i was bored in science class or also describing an asshole or a total DICKFACE
look at joe he's a douchenugget
look at jim he's not a douchenugget he's me
by John Dickface Doe May 26, 2010
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douchenugget

Originated by the Pereira's this word refers to someone who is a total douchebag so much that they are a douchenugget.
Sean: Toms such a douchebag
Dan: Yeah, hes a fucking douchenugget
by EpicDan August 22, 2009
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douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.
"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"
by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009
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